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dirty money via cnn

90 percent of U.S. bills carry traces of cocaine Story Highlights 100 percent of bills from a few large urban areas tested positive for cocaine Amount of cocaine on money is not enough to cause health risks Money can be contaminated by being put in counting machines with tainted bills By Madison Park CNN (CNN) [ READ MORE ]

AP/HR at the office

I think the accounts payable department at work has a personal vegence against me.  I fill all the paper work, copy it, provide bank receipts, credit card receipts, have things notorized and still no reimbursement for purchases….deep down I feel a certain respect for someone to make my life so difficult.  If it wasn’t for [ READ MORE ]

China

This is priceless thought you might find this amusing; they also make nuclear submarines and jet planes. As you can see from the photos attached, China is all ready for the swarm of tourists that will be traveling there for the Olympics. Enjoy – China is ready for the Olympic tourists… Which is one step [ READ MORE ]

“drops”

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Last Rites

via an email from Paul Booth. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   Last Rites Gallery Brings the New York Art World Over to the Dark Side   (New York, NY) On April 5th, the New York art scene is going to get a lot darker. Legendary painter and tattoo artist Paul Booth, of Last Rites Tattoo Theatre, [ READ MORE ]

use your imagination.

I came up with this plan last friday. Stay with me here. 1) Locate a usable submarine (non-November class) 2)  Get crew together… in at the moment Austin, Pete, Franco, Levier, Walsh, Keith, Timmy, Dave and various recruits from Fleet Week. 3)  Find some broads 4)  Captain the ship, name it “Phi Beta Kappa” 5)  [ READ MORE ]

QFT!

no idea who sent this to me. QFT 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. © After wrecking your [ READ MORE ]